Why is your wallet like an onion? Every time you open it, you cry.
Don’t go! Please stay with me…Meanwhile, I recently took a poll…and found that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed. Oops!
Yesterday was Father’s Day—a day to celebrate all the incredible dads around the world. And yes, this day is super important because it’s the one day dedicated to fathers, unlike the 100 Mother’s Days we seem to have each year! So, I hope you made the most of it—called your dads, sent them long and heartfelt messages, showered them with thoughtful gifts, and showed them all the love. African dads might pretend to be tough, but deep down, they love being doted on. Honouring our fathers is crucial because they are a blessing to us.
So, we officially say Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers and father figures! And what better way to celebrate than enjoying (enduring) some hilariously bad dad jokes?
Sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh (or groan) at these gems. Trust me, they’re so bad, they’re good.
Let’s go!
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear!
I went to the aquarium this weekend but I didn’t stay long.
There’s something fishy about that place.
I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5.
Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Did you hear that Hulk started recycling?
He’s really going green.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Lance isn’t a very common name nowadays…
but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?
Reese Witherspoon.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Who won the neck decorating contest?
It was a tie.
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It’s true,
I saw it with my own eyes.
Do you know why the clam murdered the oyster?
Shellfish reasons.
Which vegetable has the best kung fu?
Broc-lee.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went,
and then it dawned on me.
How do you make 7 even?
Take away the S.
How do you make Budweiser?
Send him to school.
Once again, let’s celebrate dads for all the hilarious dad joke moments they’ve brought into our lives over the years.
Think you’ve got better dad jokes than these? Drop your best ones in the comments and may the puns forever be in your favour!