Do you know this song
“See, young man, be careful and think it twice
Raindrops by 2Baba
Before you choose to use, before you choose to use, to use your device
So you don’t have rain drops falling from your eyes
When you see your blessing in disguise
Oh what a sacrifice, a sacrifice
I see them”
But this article is for those who did not take that advice. So, my guy, you find yourself in the thick of it, ehn? Got not just one, but maybe two or more baby mamas on your hands. Omo, you don enter one chance! But no fear, bros, because I dey here to show you how to navigate this baby mama wahala with swag and sense.
- Communication: Decode the Palava Like a Pro:
Bros, when it comes to talking to your baby mama(s), na special duties service. But fear not, my guy! Just put on your sharp guy cap and get ready to unravel those mysteries like a true Naija detective. Remember, sometimes wetin she dey yarn and wetin she mean fit dey as different as day and night. - Master the Art of Diplomacy (or Dodging):
Diplomacy na the key for this baby mama game. Sometimes, you go need the smooth talk of a seasoned diplomat to waka through the land of custody battles and pick-up schedules. Other times, you go need the ninja skills to dodge emotional grenades and flying objects. Choose your moves wisely, and always keep a plan B for escape. - Budgeting: Survive Financially in the Baby Mama Jungle:
Money na the koko for this matter. Managing your finances with multiple baby mamas na full time work. You go need the brain of a mathematician to balance child support, alimony, and the occasional “show of love” gift. Remember, e get as e be, but you must find the balance between financial security and bankruptcy. - The Art of Compromise (or Surrender):
For this baby mama journey, compromise na king. You go need the negotiation skills of a market woman to find middle ground wey go make everybody “happy.” But make you shine your eye, because sometimes compromise fit just be another word for surrender. Choose your battles wisely, and sometimes, retreat na the best strategy. - Self-Care: Mind Your Own Sanity:
Last last, no forget to take care of yourself for this baby mama palava. Whether na spa day, peppersoup, or just shouting for pillow therapy, find wetin go help you cool temper and recharge. Remember, you no fit give from an empty pot, so make sure say you dey alright inside and out.
In conclusion, managing your baby mama(s) fit be the toughest work wey you go do as adult, but e also fit be chance for you to grow, learn, and find small enjoyment for the midst of the palava. So, embrace the drama, sharpen your wit, and always remember, laughter na the best medicine (along with a solid excuse and bulletproof vest). Good luck, my guy, and may the baby mama gods dey your side!